hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

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habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

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flyinpony:

millahtime86:

why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

because they push two twins together to make a king.

No

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dulect:

when someone is playing their music too loud

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fallontonight:

"A nursing home in Long Island is being sued for hiring male strippers to perform for the residents…But you know who’s most upset about the strippers is the residents’ families. They’re suing the nursing home. And this is real, these are the lawyers they hired…That’s like Carmen San Diego on the side, a Dick Tracy villain, a geriatric pimp in the middle, a woman wearing a backwards leather jacket, and the guy in the back looks like a blogger.”

fallontonight:

"A nursing home in Long Island is being sued for hiring male strippers to perform for the residents…But you know who’s most upset about the strippers is the residents’ families. They’re suing the nursing home. And this is real, these are the lawyers they hired…That’s like Carmen San Diego on the side, a Dick Tracy villain, a geriatric pimp in the middle, a woman wearing a backwards leather jacket, and the guy in the back looks like a blogger.”

naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

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euo:

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

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jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

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