bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

(via policedog)

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

(via takinthetardistopigfarts)

magpieandwhale:

maebugplayswithlions:

Me trying to listen to anyone speak about anything, ever

Possibly the most engrossing .gif ever.

magpieandwhale:

maebugplayswithlions:

Me trying to listen to anyone speak about anything, ever

Possibly the most engrossing .gif ever.

(via marypoppinthatpussy)

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

(via thecouragetofacealifetime)

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

image

(via mynameisnotmya)

rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

(via mynameisnotmya)

quotesfromromancenovels:

She was entirely unaware of the protocol when becoming acquainted with a man’s rampant sex organ. Did she reach out and give it a handshake? Touch one finger to the tip? Bid it a polite howdoyoudo?

—Tessa Dare, Romancing the Duke

(via mynameisnotmya)

who here remembers going on to the computer just to go on paint and space pinball? Renoirs (via renoirs)